Jokes

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ohhh, i was hoping to read some jokes, 2 down and its filled with all this crappy chit-chat.
lol it really doesn't take long in our forums to go completely off topic.

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Then post some jokes

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what was the blondes greatest invention?

The ejecter seat in a helicopter.

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they cant do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

LMFAO

[R0n@ld_Mc_D0n@ld.{T2K}]

A) wats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Q) a mosquito stops sucking wen u slap it

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whats the difference between a dog and a woman?
the dog shuts up when u let it in

[R0n@ld_Mc_D0n@ld.{T2K}]

lol
Q) what has foor legd, is green and furry and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill u?

A) a pool table